First of all, YOU’RE WELCOME. Watching David from An American Werewolf In London dance around like a gaytard is your gift for the holidays, from me! For the 'DUH' moment of the day, I love disco. And therefore, by inclusion, I love this song. It inspired a short-lived sitcom, for god’s sake! Can your pop song say that? (.......) Wait! There’s more!!! THIS delight by gay icon and half-breed Cher: Take Me Home. Again, YOU ARE WELCOME. As if any of the men featured in this video were interested in taking her home for anything other than to try on her Bob Mackies and talk shade! But all that matters not, as this is one of the best disco songs FOR LIFE! I’m listening to it right now as I’m writing this post and all I wanna do is get up and do a goddamn Hustle!
From the historical writing archive. Original date: December 14, 2017. Recovered from local source material; editorial review is still in progress.