First up, to start off, I begin with Carly Rae Jepsen. It’s a happy song and a catchy tune, and don’t tell me you never caught yourself singing along. And it reminds me of a moment in the early nineties, way before C.R.J. was even born, on a night out when I first laid eyeballs on a particular guy, and garnered the guts to go and say hello, and ask for a piece of gum. I slipped him my digits on a napkin and said, 'so, call me...if you want...' and he did! So song number 50 is Call Me Maybe.
From the historical writing archive. Original date: November 1, 2015. Recovered from local source material; editorial review is still in progress.