This one might generate a lot of hate mail, but I don’t mind. Love it or not, it’s part of the Star Wars universe. When you can make the song from the local bar on Tatooine into a disco song, I have to ask you, What’s not to love? I give you the Star Wars Theme/ Cantina Band by disco musician and producer Meco. Play it really loud. Don’t ask questions. And do not ACT like this isn’t brilliantly amazing.
From the historical writing archive. Original date: November 27, 2016. Recovered from local source material; editorial review is still in progress.